I have been away. Lo siento. I really don't know why I haven't posted in the last two weeks. It's not as if I have been THAT busy, but it does feel as if the days are just flying by.
The other day I went to see a Tyler Perry movie. And I have to admit, I loved it. It was funny, heart-warming, ridiculous and it had a very powerful message. That is totally worth $6.50! I went with my parents... which was like the first time I've gone to the movies with them in a year or so. Not to say we went that frequently, but this has definitely been the longest we have gone w/out doing so. I was completely won over by Tyler Perry's Madea character. She was AWESOME. I will never talk smack about her again. I do still think it's weird he starts all his movie titles w/his name, but that's my my opinion. I mean, who am I to judge on self-indulgence. I have a blog for crying out loud. It screams "look at me" and "I am so cool!"
Ahem. Yes. Well, yeah.
So good news folks. I have my three bridesmaids. Two of my oldest and bestest friends have accepted the title, as well as my lovely cousin Val. I am pretty stoked. I am at this point going to try my hardest not to turn into Bridezilla about the silly things like hair and make-up... buuuuuuuuut, I am going to insist they look AWESOME! I mean, there are very expensive pictures that must be taken. HA!
This next part is about girly stuff (So Jacob, you can stop reading now.)...
Yesterday I had an appointment with my gynecologist. And while I sat there, legs spread open, my doctor fully immersed in my girl parts I had the strangest urge to ask her...
"So vaginas, huh, Doc? Vaginas? Of all the things to specialize in... you chose vaginas. Why is that?"
But I didn't. I held back. Maybe because she was all up IN my bidness at the time. One day though, I'll ask. I'm really curious.
Anyways, I'm hungry and it's time for lunch. Have a good rest of the week.
PS. Spell check said "vagina" plural should be "vaginae" or rather that "vaginas" was incorrect. Is that true??!
1 comment:
I always thought it was vaginas. But what do I know? I'm still trying to figure out why in the french language the word vagina gets a masculine prenom.
Did you have tuna for lunch?
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