Dear Dude Walking to Class:
So I'm walking from one side of campus to the other... it's muggy outside, my feet hurt, and I'm carrying a bunch of junk... and what do I get? A HUGE ASS whiff of your cologne. Thank you very much a-hole. Did you seriously need to take a bath in it this morning? I mean, seriously?!?! Do you have such a large collection of cheap and shitty men's cologne that you can use an entire bottle of it?
Let me offer you a piece of advice. On behalf of all the people who have to ever walk by you or stand/sit by you. It's called a bath Dude. Oddly enough it works very similar to cologne in that it cleans/masks the horrible BO you might normally be exuding. Give it a shot. You never know it just might do the trick. This way you save on cologne money AND you might make a friend or two.
But to be honest... it could be worse. I mean, just because the smell of your cologne is SO strong I can actually taste it. I know it could always be worse. I mean, I could have the taste of handy wipes in my mouth... but no, it's your cologne. So thank you. Truly. You're really doing me a favor because now I'm full. Your cologne has filled me up and I appreciate it.
By the way... do you even go here?
-Thatgirl7278
2 comments:
They don't call it shower in a bottle for nothing!
There is a sweet man in my office who wears too much cologne. I can't tell him it's too much. But like you said it could be worse, he smokes, so we could be smelling that all day.
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