Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Move it or I'm gonna lose it

Every morning no matter if I'm running late or not (who am I kidding? I'm ALWAYS running late.), I stop at my local Valero for my cup of coffee. Mostly decaf, w/2 packages of the pink stuff and half a little tiny container of french vanilla cream. It's a very simple procedure. I'm in and out in 3 minutes or less. In fact, I think I could literally do it with my eyes closed.

Hmmm, perhaps I'll try that manana.

Moving on.

So, yeah. All is well, until this morning. When I couldn't even REACH the damn counter because there were three dudes hogging the damn coffee counter. Here is the scenario...(keep in mind, these are actions, not actual dialogue.)

Me: Standing patiently. With full coffee cup in hand.

3 Dudes: Laughing at something stupid.

Me: Still waiting.

3 Dudes: Open one package of sugar. Stir. Taste coffee.

Me: Thinking "Are you fucking kidding me?!?!"

3 Dudes: Open second package of sugar. Stir in. Taste.

Me: WHAT THE FUCK!

3 Dudes: Open third and fourth. Stir. Taste.

At this point, there are now 2 of us waiting to even TOUCH the coffee condiments. Let alone fix our coffee.

3 Dudes: More chuckling. Reaching for the creamer. One at a time.

Me: Thinking - "Awwwww, HELL NO (Pronounced - HAIL NAH!)!" Reaching in between the stupid fuckers and grabbing what I need. Walking over to the nacho counter and taking care of business. Finishing and walking to the register while the 3 Dudes are still trying to figure out what and how much cream to put in their damn coffees.

Yes.

Now I realize, it's only coffee and it's only a mere 2-3 minutes. But really!!! Damn coffee amateurs! Get your shit and MOVE!

1 comment:

Leslie said...

Daaaaamn! Sounds like your coffee usually has caffeine. haha
-Leslie