Old Dude + Long Hair = Not Pretty

I saw Rambo last night.

I can't remember which one this is but it was MY first... and hopefully my last.

Yikes!!!!

The movie was insanely bloody and violent. I know, I know. Uh... duh! But still. I mean, we're talking seriously graphic. It makes "Saving Private Ryan" look like a Disney movie. But mostly I was distracted by Sly's long ass hair. Didn't anyone tell him he's really old?? Don't get me wrong, he could kick MY ass, but still. He's at least 60(!) and his hair reached his shoulders. That just ain't right.

So aside from the very distracting long hair look, the movie seemed to have a point to it. Apparently John Rambo's humanity was restored. The Vietnam hero finally decided to go home. It probably didn't hurt that a very fetching blonde helped him see the light. It all ended with a very touching moment preceded by a shitload of blood, guts and exploding limbs. I don't know, but I was moved. All in all, it wasn't so bad I guess. I mean, at least I didn't have to see the last Rocky. That would have been pure torture.

See, there I go, always trying to find the silver lining in life.

Happy Valentine's Day y'all!