Me: Get back to work Ash Wednesday (I changed her name for anonymity purposes).
Ash Wednesday: But Miss... did I ever tell you that you're my favorite?
Me: No. But thank you.
Ash Wednesday: Because you are Miss. My favorite.
Me: While I appreciate it Ash Wednesday, you need to stop kissing my butt and get back to work.
*Pause*
Me: Can I have a piece of gum?
Ash Wednesday: Of course Miss. You are my favorite. Here you go.
Me: Thanks. Now get back to work.
Who could ever say I wasn't the nicest, sweetest and most aweseomest instructor/advisor ever?!?! No one! Cause I am! I mean, if there is ass-kissing involved you know you gotta be doing something right.
What a week! I'm so glad it's Friday tho. Like, Thank-You-Baby-Jesus glad.
1 comment:
Amen.
Love how you asked for gum.
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