HOLY EFFIN' CRAP!
I had a dream last night (well, actually two) that was so vivid the first thing I had to do this morning was check my blog to make sure it wasn't real.
Why, you ask?
WELL!!!! Let me tell you!
So in my dream, someone had hacked into my blog - well, that was the only explanation that Dream Ari could even imagine because it was so out of character - and had posted pictures of my honey and I in compromising positions. IN MY BLOG! And we're talking DIRRRRRRTY pics. Sorry for the visual for some. In any case, it was scandalous. In my dream I can recall opening up my blog and seeing all those pictures and being shocked to the core. I then recall trying desperately to delete them and hoping no one had seen them. But of course, someone had and over the course of one night I had like 10 hits and just as many comments. Mostly from frequent readers who were like "Hey - Nice porno pics." I was appalled. It was crazy! And like I said, insanely vivid.
So let this be my promise to you all... I will NEVER post dirty pictures (let alone TAKE them) on my blog. You can be assured of THAT! Trust me, it's the least I can do.
3 comments:
Holy Feck!!
If you were so panicked...that must mean there ARE some! I'm polishing up on my hacking skills!
Kidding! What a nightmare. Maybe a new cellphone would make you feel better?
A new cellphone WOULD!!
And no, those pics don't exist. Much to Friday's disappointment. He keeps asking and I keep saying "HELL NO!"
He can join Mr. Sass and sulk.
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