Tuesday, December 04, 2012

Check out my monster apple

Wow - Blogger has really upgraded these days.  I feel like I am writing an essay for class (or rather when I was in class) now instead of just blogging.  I wonder if this helps people take their blogging more seriously, or mayhaps TOO seriously. 

As for my blog post title, that is just an overheard of me showing off my big ass apple to a coworker.  And no, it is not a euphemism for something inappropriate (sexual harassment is real people!), I really did/do have a big ass apple.  I would post a pic, but I've already bitten into this bad boy so it's too late now. 

There is actually a story to this apple, believe it or not.  A little tidbit about me, I am a frugal grocery shopper.  Not to the extreme like I buy Peanut butter brand peanut butter or bread branded bread, but I do clip coupons (not a couponer) and I will definitely go with something else to save that extra 20 cents.  So to my dismay apples right now are ricockulously expensive, so thinking I was getting a deal, I went with a particular apple that was $.50 less than its "competitors" (alternatives?).  Well, here's the deal - these so called cheaper apples are HUGE, so they weigh more and badda bing $2.50 for 3 effin' apples.  *sigh*  I have no one to blame but myself really.  Nevertheless they are tasty and an apple and a Big Red are today's lunch. 

As I type my not very interesting blog, I recall all the times I would share my silliness on here and how much enjoyment I got out of sharing my own little world with the world wide web (do you think some people think "www" stands for "whole-wide world"? - yeah, they probably do...).  I think I will make a pre-New Year's resolution to blog more this year (2013).  I have a lot of shit that goes on in my head and blogging was my instant gratification release (pre-Facebook, of course); so I think that you will be seeing more of me on here.  You meaning no one... because really, who reads blogs anymore...

See y'all on the flip side.

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