Letter to Coke 2 (Not to be confused with Letter to Coke 1)

Dear Mr. Isdell (Neville Isdell is the CEO of Coca-Cola),

So here we are again. I'd like to thank you for reading my last letter. And for not doing a GAWDAMN THING different. It really makes a difference to us "little people", you know, the consumer, to know that you have our backs.

I mean, sure I'm just one person. But as you can see, many people read this and I'd like to think that if I've changed just one person's opinion, than I've done my duty.

Goal met.

So to speak.

You might want to think about that.

Anyway, so today I'm hear to talk to you about your latest and so-called greatest invention. Coke Zero.

Ya know, I'm not gonna lie to you. I had high hopes for this one. I had heard good things. Of course, it was from the mouths of DIET COKE drinkers (i.e. tasteless crazies who need to be reminded of what a REAL soft drink should taste like), so I should have known better... but nevertheless, once again I was sadly disappointed. Coke ZERO tastes EXACTLY like Diet Coke; nasty w/an after-taste most commonly associated with bodily waste (I can only assume). So your whole "Zero Calories, Great Taste" campaign is a complete LIE. And once again, I find myself disappointed in Coca-Cola.

I suppose at least I have C2 (hush up FR!).

But the worst part for you (best for me, I guess), is that ever since my first letter, I have become more of a water drinker than Coke drinker. Surely you've seen the drop in sales in the an Antonio area (yeah, that was me). Well, there you have it. Just know that I do not throw out empty threats.

What's next Neville? What's next?

Sincerely,
Thatgirl7278