Friday, March 30, 2007

I'm thinking "eww" or "ewwwwwww"

And is there a difference? Surely. Try saying them out loud. See.

Okay, so the other day I called my apartment manager to talk to him about the A/C. It hadn't been cooling to my liking and he said "no problemo, an A/C tech is scheduled to come out tomorrow anyways, I'll have him drop by your place too." I'm thinking "sweet!" and just kind of forgot about it.

That is until I walked into my apartment the other day and it was nice and cold inside. I was excited because this meant that as the temperature outside gets higher, my A/C will be working. My excitement turned to nervousness, then shame, then annoyance when I walked into my room and found something very odd.

On top of my nightstand, just innocently sitting there was my Mr. Buzzy! Keep in mind it was in its "box" (I use quotation marks because it's actually an old pencil box from when I was in elementary school. What? Like that's weird.), but still! So now you're thinking "oh snap! (yep, I said "snap") she left it out and the a/c tech probably saw it out!"

Well, my response to that is:
First, remember it's in a box and while it was slightly open, you would have had to open the box to know what was inside; and
Secondly, I don't actually remember leaving it out and/or even taking it out of my nightstand.

Yeah.

Exactly.

You guys, I REALLY cannot recall taking it out of my nightstand. I KNOW I haven't used it in over 2-3 weeks (at least), so I would have NO REASON to take it out. In fact, aside from Mr. Buzzy, I would have no reason to open my nightstand at all. It's practically a "junk drawer" (minus Mr. Buzzy, of course) for the bedroom. So, yeah. I'm a bit weirded out.

Is it possible I randomly took it out and left it on my nightstand? Sure. Did I? No clue.

I almost hope I did... because the alternative.

Yeah... ewwwwwwww.

4 comments:

Sassy said...

He probably sniffed your panties too.

g-man said...

I was going to say that too Sassy. I'd make sure you count them or whatever. And be wary of any dried sticky places you might find. Do you have a black light? You could go all CSI.

Sorry you are all weirded out.

CruiserMel said...

And this begs the question: do you report this to the manager and how do you do that without embarrassment? I feel for ya.

hotpinksox said...

I wouldn't call me appartment manager again. Ewwww gross! doesn't even begin to describe it.