I am about to be trained for sexual harassment.
So far I have one joke ready:
One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day. Amused, her mother replied, "Really, sweetie? Why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's thing sort of stands up, and the mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's where babies come from."
Her mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye to eye, and said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from. That's where jewelry comes from."
However, I suspect I will learn far more. I am really excited about this... does that make me a perv?
4 comments:
No it doesn't make you a perv - I would be really excited to and it sure beats actual work work!!! I have had the flu - been very sick. I love the joke - maybe that's where I have been going wrong as I have never been given jewelry!
only if you don't share with us!
Nice 'tude there. You're sure to get an A+.
Oh - and you absolutely must share the dirty jokes here.
We always look foreword to that training, because the trainer is so HOT. We continually cite examples of what not to say, yano, just for clarification. It is a wonder that we all don't get fired!
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