There was a pinata at my Popo's birthday party yesterday. It was HUGE! Anyways, the rules were that only adults were allowed to hit.
Ha! Suckas! (That's to the kids who were there! You know, the ones who don't ever read this blog.)
Anyways, yeah. So several of my relatives went up to bat (I say that because we were so ghetto we used a children's baseball bat to hit the damn thing.), myself included. It was all good times until one of my aunts lost control of the bat and it went flying. The irony is that we are always telling the kids "two hands!" and she was totally swinging away with one hand on the bat. No wonder we tell the kids that shit!!!
Yeah. So after about 100 people hitting the pinata, it finally broke and out poured about $60 worth of candy. MMmmMMMm...
I think the craziest part was my reaction to a certain candy that dropped to the ground.
"BLUE TOOTSIE ROLL POPS!!!! THAT IS AWESOME!!!! I MUST HAVE IT!!!!"
You don't even know how cool I am in real life.
3 comments:
Was three like a brawl with some hair pulling and pushing to get them though?
I can't remember! Once that pinata breaks everything happens so fast and it's every person for themselves.
A mad fury of limbs and candy.
I want in!
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