Another one

I'm on a roll.

Second favorite joke. As told to me by JookyHC - at SeaWorld no less. I actually laughed and laughed at this one. For like 10 minutes straight. Maybe it was the sun, maybe it was the joke-teller... or maybe it was the venue. Either way it's funny shit.

OOooOOOo, the build up.

So Mickey Mouse is at his regular therapy session. And his therapist turns to him and says..."Now, tell me again Mr. Mouse. Why is it you think your wife is cheating on you?"

To which Mickey replies, "I never said she was cheating on me Doc, I said she was fucking Goofy!"

hahahahahahahaha. Buh-dump-bump-chh.