So I'm visiting my local Dollar Store the other day... holy crap I love that place... and I saw something that made me laugh my damn ass off.
I told y'all about the pregnancy tests you can find there, right?
Well, this one beats that shit.
Ovulation tests.
First off - let's discuss the actual test.
An ovulation test.
Apparently it will tell you when you (women) are ovulating. Now it's been awhile, but I do remember THAT much from 9th grade Health class.
When did you start your last period? Add about 14 days (give or take a few) and BAM! you're ovulating. Sure it's not an exact science, but it's pretty darn close to it. Which is about as much guarantee as those alleged "tests" have to offer, I'm sure.
So really, what do we need to do this for ourselves ladies?
A calendar and a calculator (that is if you can't count to 30/31 in your head).
But don't worry if you don't have time or just need the extra re-enforcement. Because for a dollar you can go to your local Dollar Store and get the hook up.
Or... you can just email me.
I've got a calendar and a calculator (I can count to 30, just not 31) ready and waiting.
But don't forget my dollar.
4 comments:
A pregnancy test AND and ovulation test?!
Dollar stores are the best.
I'm up to about 28...then I need the calculator. Can I just give you 50cents to do the rest?
How about I cut you a deal? $1 for the first result, and 50 cents for each additional month. ;)
hi-
that calculator in the dollar store sounds very interesting- what does it look like? is it a urine test?
Ya know - I am really not sure how it works. I never read the box. I will have to do that tho - besides, I'm thinking these'll make GREAT stocking stuffers around the holidays.
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