So I have this friend... we'll call him Frodo... and on Saturday night we were hanging out after going out at a local 24 hour restaurant.
I was talking to him and I noticed (actually, it's more like remembered as he and I have had this conversation before) just how large his hands are. I'm not talking about Andre the Giant hands or anything. His fingers don't look like sausages or anything, they're just obscenely long and big.
And so I felt obligated to say something.
Here's our conversation:
Me: Damn, Frodo, your hands are huge!!
Frodo: Yeah. They are pretty monster. In fact, I can palm a basketball with these hands.
Me: Palm a basketball? Is that the best you got?
Frodo: Huh?
Me: What you SHOULD have said was... "Yeah. They are pretty monster. In fact, I can barely wrap my hand around my penis with these hands." Thereby acknowledging the compliment/expression of amazement at your large hands AND also suggesting that you have a large penis to go with them.
Frodo: *laughing his ass off* Good one! So how did that go again? I want to be sure and remember it so I can use it next time.
And so on and and so forth.
5 comments:
how big are his feet. You know what they say about guys with big feet!
Didn't I say "we'll call him Frodo"??? :P
Yeah...you did but I really have no clue as to who Frodo is...I'm guessing Lord of the rings or something?? I suck. I know.
Actually, I called him "Frodo" because it's very close to his real name... and when you said something about feet I just went w/the whole big foot LOTR character thing. You may suck, but I'm a dork. heh.
That is funny stuff (I say as I am crying my eyes out.)!!!
Thanks for the kind words. I think L-love and I are history. I can't have a friend who treats me like that. I am better than that!!!!!
I'll be wearing black all week, including Friday. My big 2-9!!!!!!
God this is going to suck!!!!
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