Actually, they've been here.
The butterflies.
It's been at least a week now, and well, it's getting pretty fucking old.
What am I talking about you ask?
Migration.
Butterfly migration.
Apparently they are migrating south (for the late summer?).
I know what you're thinking... oh how sweet... butterflies.
No, not sweet. Not when you're driving down the highway being bombarded by hundreds of them... at the same time!
It's crazy.
It's like raining fucking butterflies.
I tried downloading a picture to help explain this crazy phenomenon but blogger won't let me do it (stupid blogger!).
So picture this - you're walking to your car and you're getting hit by butterflies. You go to open your closet and butterflies fly out. You stop at the grocery store and butterflies are shopping in the next aisle. You reach for your shoe and a butterfly flies out. It's madness!
And I'm not talking about the cute, yellow ones or bright monarchs - no, these are the ugly ass grey butterflies that look more like moths.
Yeah. You read right. I'm discriminating against butterflies.
"Why's it always gotta be about color, thatgirl7278?"
That's because it IS about color. And the sooner you realize it and accept it, the better we'll all be.
Come on folks. We all know bright colored butterflies are LOADS cooler than grey or white ones.
They get the better jobs. They make more money. They go to Ivy League colleges. They are all over TV.
It's just the way our society is.
Ugh. Butterflies.
2 comments:
I was picturing the pretty coloured butterflies....thinking it cant be that bad. I guess Im wrong. I'd still like to see that tho!
We have the same phenomenon, only with misquitoes.
I haven't heard about this. I must know more. I'm googleing it now.
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