Blog withdrawal

What. Is. Up. Party. People!?!?!?

Aaaaah.

It feels good to blog again.

Miss me?

As I’ve been too busy to blog lately, I made sure that I’d have some new things to share when I did come back.

I’ve recently noticed that a lot of my male friends are married. I would say about 75% of them, in fact.

It’s an odd phenomenon having a married guy friend. Because the next logical question is – are you friends with their wives also?

Of the married men I am friends with, I would say I’m friends with about a third of their wives. Uhm, not that my friends have multiple wives, just of the married friends I have, I am also friends with their wives a third of the time. Make sense? Keeping up with me?

Let’s move on. So, what about the married friends I have whose wives I am NOT friends with? I have to wonder if their wives know about this friendship. And if so, do you think they care? Are they threatened? I cannot imagine that I would ever be cool with my husband having a friendship with an unmarried woman… well, not unless she’s ugly/uglier than me...

OH MY GOD!

Is that it? Do they think I am uglier than them? Cause that is just MESSED up!!

Hmmm, perhaps there are alternatives. I could be just assuming wrong. I mean there ARE other reasons. For example, perhaps their wives just don’t WANT to be my friend. Perhaps they know me and think “Eh, I don’t see the big deal about her, but my hubby does. Let HIM be friends with her.” OR maybe they are super secure in their marriages and do not naturally feel any sort of jealousy or cattiness towards other woman. (Riiiiiiiiiiiight! Do such women actually exist?)

But no matter what I say – it could still be the whole “ugly” thing. Which like I said earlier is just messed up. In fact, just for that, I am going to make damn sure I wear my sexiest/most alluring outfits next time I see their wives.

HA! That’ll show them!

Even though the thought of adultery makes me physically ill, it does not mean I can let these women think so lowly of me. I have my pride to maintain.

Although to be fair, I’ve technically never even met the wives of two of my married guy friends (so how could they possibly think I’m ugly/uglier than them?) and I don’t actually see any upcoming meetings happening, but hey – ya never know!

Anyway, I’ll let y’all know what happens.