A third one

Because I opened my big damn mouth I had to write another calaveras for class. Here it is:

Goodbye to you

Oh Junk Food you were my constant friend.
Twinkies & Snickers, time together we would spend.

But it is over and we are done.
You will be missed, my sweet Honey Bun.

Now I eat right,
yet try as I might
my love for the salty and sweet
cannot be replaced by just some piece of meat.

I promise you, this is for the best.
So please stop putting me to the test.

I know someone new you’ll easily find,
whose love will be as true as mine.

So, goodbye to you.
It’s over, Yoo-hoo
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I don't know where my genius comes from. Seriously.

So - having used a gas station bathroom recently I have new-found ickyness for Britney Spears. I mean, barefoot? In a gas station bathroom? Makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit. No... a lot.

Also, I saw the LL Cool J "Behind the Music" this weekend. MmmmmMMmmmm. This "Lady" does "Love" the "Cool James!". Too yummy!