OH MY EFFING GAWD!!!!!!!!!
If one more person dings my brand new car w/their g'damn door I am going to go apeshit and just start opening my door on every car in the parking lot at work. I will drive around and park from spot to spot in order to do this. I swear!!!!!! I have an hour for a lunch break (that I rarely ever take) and I will do this. Every motherfucking car!
You see, I now have 2 dings above my rear tires. Complete with white car paint. Assholes!
And I'm not just talking about a little mark. I mean, actual dings. Actual dents in my brand new car. It pisses me off just thinking about it.
Ugh!
Right now I'm just wishing the worst car ding karma on these a-holes.
Psh. Fuckers.
Anyway, yeah. Sorry. I needed to vent.
3 comments:
Murphy's law babe. New cars are a magnet for retards to ding up.
Sorry!
Methinks it's a white car. I don't know, I must be psychic.
But, really - I know it's hard to see our little babies grow up and get bullied by the other kids.
You're right... I'll just reenact my revenge on the other white cars in the parking lot.
Psh! Always gotta be the white cars putting the black cars down.
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