PDA gone a muck

A random story popped into my head a little bit ago and I just did a search on my own blog to see if I had already shared it - I hadn't, so here we go!

Back in college I went on a very random overnight road trip with two of my sorority sisters. We drove all the way from Georgetown to Dallas. It's about a 3.5 hour trip.

We were going to go to Six Flags (which is a theme park).

It was around Halloween, so the entire place was decorated for the holiday.

We didn't get there until later in the afternoon, so we really didn't have a whole lot of time to check it out. But we were really excited about the indoor roller coaster they were boasting about. That is until we rode the damn thing. And like most things that you hear raves about, it sucked. In fact, it fell flat on its ass as one of the most boring roller coaster rides I've ever been on. BUT that's not the story. As we waited in a 2-hour line (which really didn't help the case of the "shittiest roller coaster ever"), I saw the weirdest/grossest shit I had ever seen (up until that point).

There was this couple, picture the most (and while I hate to use the term, I can think of NO other way to describe them) white trash man and woman you can imagine (that was them... times 10), in line, way ahead of us. Anyway, this couple was "putting on a show" for all the hundreds of people waiting in line. They were literally fondling each other. You could clearly see the dude with his hands up his chick's shirt and her hands were down his pants. It was so gross. The only time she stopped fondling her dude was when they were near the makeshift waterfall used to decorate the roller coaster area... at which point she would reach her hands out and take the water and "erotically" let is roll down her neck and chest.

Oh god, I just gagged recalling this particular scene.

I bet you're wondering why in the world I was watching this...

I was in line for crying out loud.

Being in line is about as exciting as waiting on the bus. It sucks, but it's a necessary evil.

Anyway, you knew the entire crowd was watching them because every few seconds you could hear a collective gasp or "boo" or even gag.

So, yeah... good times.