I swear I was JUST sick. Like 3-4 months ago!
What. The. Fuck.
It started with a sore throat... and has now escalated to an overall, shitty ass feeling.
At least those are my technical symptoms. Believe it or not when I searched for "shitty ass feeling" on WebMD, I got "Top 10 Reasons Women Don't Want Sex"... which honestly, could never possibly apply to me. I like sex. Even when I'm sick. In fact, it has been known to cure me. That is, unless it lasts all night. Then notsomuch. Cause I do need my sleep on days like this.
Alright y'all. I have a secret to share. So because I'm not feeling well, I totally gorged myself on pizza last night. I needed comfort food like crazy and chose pizza. I blame those Papa John's commercials that are everywhere these days. I didn't actually HAVE Papa John's, but still.
Damn you Papa John's.
In other news - my cat has gingivitis. Which in the cat owners world, is fancy for "Your cat has stank ass breath." Which sucks, but isn't gonna kill her. Or me. So in the meantime, I will look for dental-type stuff I can do to help her.
All I can say to that is...
woo
3 comments:
Thanks for the laugh over you cat. I bet if you asked they would have some kitty mints somewhere.
Sex cures.
Hope you feel better.
LOL. That's funny results to get off Web MD. Sex cures headaches pretty well. So I hear.
Mmm Papa John's. Now I'm craving pizza.
I had to have pizza this weekend tooo. I can't blame commercials, or needing some comfort food though.
I'm just weak.
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