The bad girl in me

I know it's important to focus on the positive and to always profess how "good" one is, but sometimes you just gotta let it all hang out. Right?

Right!

So, here we are... the top 5 reasons I am not a "good girl".

1. I am an aggressive driver. Oh sure, I've said this before... and clearly my "track record" (heh) proves this to be the case, but let me be more specific. I do not like to be passed up. Ever. And especially by douchebags. How do I know someone is a douchebag on the road? Awww, come on. You just know. You can always see a douche in your rearview. Coming up fast, swerving in and out of lanes. So, back to the whole "not being passed". Yeah. I will sit next to a car in the lane beside me so the douche behind me can't pass. He/she can even sit on my ass. I do not give a shit!

2. I like to curse. Relish it in fact. It's hard because I'm sort of a teacher/advisor, and I need to set an example. But it does happen. Like 30 minutes ago when I exclaimed "damnit" to myself and a bunch of kids heard. Whoops!

3. I have to be the center of attention. Okay - this is not a 100% of the time deal, but it is definitely true. I do love to ask other people stuff tho, and get others to share... once they're done... it's back to me.

4. I'm horribly impatient. I think I can say that w/out much explanation, but bottom line, I gotta have what I want when I want it. Well, usually.

5. I am insatiable. Ahem. Take what you will from that.

I'm sure they are A LOT more things I could have added to this list, and perhaps in time, I will; but in the meantime, I think all of us "bad" girls should unite!