This is a very near and dear subject to my heart. I have been working on this particular skill for quite some time. It all started back in middle school - something along the lines of ...
"Oh I would DEFINITELY be Coach Lawson's tight end".
Hey, back off he was HOT!
So, anyway, the reason I bring this up, is that it seems this particular artform has been completely ignored by my roommate. She is almost completely incapable of pulling off the sexual innuendo... at least w/a straight face. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that I am some sort of semi-pro at this, but I think I can definitely hold my own.
In fact, I realized just last night how many men in my life I have had that type of relationship with. Usually it's with a guy friend ... maybe even a crush... but it's rarely w/a significant other. I suppose those sexual innuendos are full blown requests for booty or the like. Who knows.
Tops on my list these days is CJ. He and I toss the sexual innuendos back and forth so much it's like a tennis match. I love it! It's always fun when you reach a level of intimacy and freedom w/ a friend that you can share your dirty side "risk free". And like I've always said - my mind is so bad I have a two-story house in the gutter (got that line from an old friend a looooong time ago).
Perhaps I can start keeping a list of some of the more risqué ones... we'll see.
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