I will periodically add to this list:
1. Comb-overs
2. Uncircumcised penises
3. Home videos where there is bodily injury involved (especially when guys get smacked in the balls)
4. Mexican jokes
5. Shaquille O'Neal attempting to speak
6. My little 2 year old cousin Raymond running around screaming "chee-chez" (which translated is slang for breasts)
7. Penguins hopping
8. Pictures of Dub-ya dressed in women's clothes
9. When the cops pull over the asshole who just sped past you not 5 minutes before
10. Nick Lachey calling Jessica's dog a "cockblocker"
10b. Ashlee Simpson's singing
11. Seeing one of the "popular kids" from HS working at a flea market selling "Pruda" bags
12. 2003: NBA Western Conference Championship game when the Spurs beat the Lakers and Kobe was caught crying (what a loser!)
13. When ANYONE (but me) gets dry humped by a dog in heat
14. My mom flipping the bird
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