Time travel

So, here's the deal - one of my friends is dating an ex stripper. I've known about this for some time, but not have as yet remarked upon this dilemma.

Here's the story - my friend Fr... let's called him Frankenstein... and I have known each other since middle school. Now mind you, we were not FRIENDS back then - we just knew each other. And his ex-stripper gf (Ang...er, we'll call her Angina) ALSO went to school with us.

Now Frankenstein and Angina have been dating for about a year now, and yes OF COURSE he knew she used to be a (crack smoking too! I bet!) stripper.

In fact a couple years back he said he ran INTO her at a strip bar he had gone to. Said she looked amazing... blah blah blah. Of course, my friends and I found this to be one of the BEST things we'd ever heard cause Angina was once one of the "popular girl's sidekicks" - not actually "popular" but hung out w/their crowd. She was on the high-kick dance team and slept w/half the football team. Or so said the rumor mill.
And my dear friend Frankenstein was a "2 inch thick glasses wearing" Orchestra Brain.

In other words, the prospect of these two being together anywhere in the future would have not only been comical, it might have even been downright preposterous to one said dance team member.

My other friends and I have decided that if we could.. we would build ourselves a time machine and travel BACK to high school JUST to say to Angina... "see him... see Frankenstein... in about 8-9 years you will be not only dating him, but having sex w/him and giving him blowjobs constantly "(well, at least allegedly). And just watch her reaction ... and LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH!

Now, don't get me wrong, I adore Frankenstein.. and to my surprise he has become a very dear friend - but ANGINA!! I MEAN COME ON! She represented all that was sheep in HS and THEN she became a stripper. Seriously, you can do better than that.

So, now I have expunged these hateful feelings and have completely shown my superficial side. I mean, everyone changes from the person they were in HS (hopefully). We all gotta grow up sometime. I'm certainly not the same person I was in HS. So maybe she isn't either. I don't know. But I do feel better! ;)