I'm home again - and with some unexpected costs on my trip and since my return (less than 48 hours ago!), I am officially BROKE AS ALL HELL! So with that, I am putting myself up for sale.
I have the following skills:
- Proficient in dish washing, lawn mowing, vacuuming, and moving shit.
- (since my trip) Installing wood flooring.
- I have a (now) working vehicle and can/will provide transportation to wherever you need to go.
- I can DJ your next party. So long as you don't like country music... cause I don't have any.
- I can make a mean margarita and I have a big apartment, so if you need a place to throw a party...
- I give a killer hand and/or head massage.
- Birthday is coming up (tips will be expected... oh, I mean accepted.)
Also up for sale:
- SPURS Memorial Coins (whole set)
- Old School Nintendo (NES), complete w/2 controllers and Mario Bros 1 & 3 (please note: not 2, cause that one sucked)
- Old School Atari system, complete w/Frogger and PacMan (and about 20 other cool ass games)
- Autographed picture of me and David Arquette.
- A beat up, used, car battery. It would make an EXCELLENT centerpiece for anyone's living room.
Anyway, on anything else, I am up for negotiations. In meantime, I will be trying to work every day and extra hours to make up for my severely lacking funds. Thank you and have a nice day.
2 comments:
Your massages ARE killer! Definately worth any amount you charge! My hand craves one ever since that short freebie at Folk Life Festival.
I'm going to try and not be offended at your obvious disregard of the fact that this was written on my birthday and it lacked a simple "happy birthday Erin". Heh.
Do you get comments on old blogs? Love ya.
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