As seen on TV

Oh man! I saw a commercial for a (I think) new product. It's called Urine Off.

AWESOME! I want some now. That is so ingenious. I mean - you never know when you're going to need a spray that will remove urine stains/smells.

Think about it - you're having a wild party and someone gets too drunk to make it to the restroom or outside (or if they are Verne "Mini Me" Troyer) and they have to take a piss... and oops, they've done it on the wall/carpet. It's okay - just hand 'em another beer (w/a shot of Urine Off - fucker!).

Or when you're in the bathroom and your roommate really "has to go" but you're already in the restroom - and so she decides to just go for it right there in your room in retaliation (hypothetically speaking of course). It's okay - cause you have Urine Off.

Or if you have 5 cats at home - cause well, you really like cats and what's wrong with that?! - and maybe one time one of your little darlings has a bit of an accident on your favorite Superman sweatshirt. It's not their fault. You don't have to shave their fur off as punishment - you have Urine Off.

Clearly - this is one of those products that is entirely useful and necessary. I might just need a case of it. Where's my credit card??