Some questions (Part 1)

This ended up being super long, so I'm breaking it up into two parts.
Enjoy.

Disclaimer:
I cannot promise that all of these answers are completely truthful/honest. But if not, they sure are damn funny.

FIRST THINGS FIRST:
1. What is your general philosophy of life? To love with my whole heart.
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2. A quote that sticks in your head: “I got gum on my seat, gum.” – (my friend) Sandra Bullock, in a little movie I like to call “Speed”.
3. Make ____, not war: “out”
4. Worst pickup line ever used on you? “Wanna show me around campus?” Damned if it didn’t work tho.
5. What’s the best joke you know how to tell? Well, my favorite is pretty lengthy, but if you know me you’ve heard my Cinderella joke. Heh! – “Peter, Peter.”
6. What songs do you know all the lyrics to by heart? Too many to list… but a favorite is the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme. “Now this is a story all about how…”
7. Write a haiku on the spot (5-7-5): Wherever you go, this day I will pledge to you, my friendship follows.CAN I ASK YOU A PERSONAL QUESTION?
8. Do you have any siblings, and if so, how many? Uh duh. If you read my blog, you know the answer to this one.
9. How old is your inner child? 16
10. Do you believe in a higher power, and if so, what name do you give it? Sure, Uncle Bud (sounds so much more fun than God, right?) ;)
11. Are you allergic to anything, and if so what? I have developed a psychological allergy to onions.
12. What do you know how to fix? This is a silly question, and I’d delete it, but then I’d have to change all the numbers so you wouldn’t know… and I don’t want to do that. So instead I’ll answer the question. I know how to fix a flat, holes in clothes, and the occasional dinner.
13. What is your quest? Financial stability. I’m not saying I wanna be rich (tho, the offer does sound appealing). I just don’t want to have to live paycheck to paycheck anymore.
14. How do you groom your nails? With a nail file and clippers. How do YOU groom your nails? Is there any other way?
15. Pet peeve? When peeps chew gum w/their mouths open, drivers who don’t signal, drivers who don’t move from the left-hand lane when they are clearly in my way, sloppy kissers, clutter, when the grocery stores move their shit around within the store (I took the time to find it the first time, so quit moving it around, fuckers), and a couple of other small crap. FAVORITES:
16. Favorite animal? Mi gato – Sarita. (Sarah)
17. Favorite word? indeed
18. Favorite word or phrase to use when cussing someone out? I tried out “clusterfuck” but it never took. I guess “dumbass”.
19. Favorite kind of flower? Bluebonnet/daises.
20. Favorite book as a child? Babysitter’s Club books. I had them all!
21. Favorite book as a juvenile? Of Mice and Men - Steinbeck2
2. Favorite book as an adult? Lightning – Koontz
23. Favorite singer? Sarah McLachlan
24. Favorite songwriter? Carole King is up there – but I don’t have an absolute favorite
25. Favorite performer? I haven’t been to too many concerts, but my favorite was Tonic.
26. Favorite kind of soup? Jim’s Canadian Cheese soup or menudo (it’s a toss up).
27. Favorite place to go in the town you live? (I thought and thought about this) SBC center (Spurs games)
28. Favorite mythology? Why the Greek myth of Ariadne (Arianna) and Theseus, of course.
29. Favorite magazine? I love the trash – US weekly
30. Favorite comedian? Sinbad “don’t you ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun from me” or George Lopez “I got a pain in my chess, an’ I can’t brief.”
31. Favorite Beatles song? "Let it be."
32. Favorite kind of poetry? Maya Angelou is my favorite poet… so older, black woman poetry? 33. Favorite kind of music? Absolute favorite – “oldies” (this includes disco, funk, R&B, and rock)
34. Least favorite household chore? Putting up the dishes and cleaning the bathtub

To be continued manana...