I will survive

I would like to apologize to all of my long-standing readers for my behavior as of late. Seems I have lost site of why I started this blog. To entertain.

I was talking to a friend of a friend recently. He reads my blog. Yeah, I know. I'm awesome. So, anyway... he was like "yeah, I clicked to read it. But it was so sad and serious, I started crying right there at my desk." Obviously the man is a pansy - but aside from that and the fact that I know he was joking, he had a point. I mean - where have I been?

If it was just from this last week, I could chalk it up to "that time of the month" (if you just said "ewww, TMI"... GROW UP! This is MY damn blog and if I wish to refer to my period than I will. So go eff yourself!) you know, but it's not. I've been on this weird "personal introspective" shit kick for a few weeks now and you know what, it's got to stop. Not just for y'all but for me too.

I mean, I was really starting to lose my edge there for a bit. I didn't even have the strength to post most of this week. Because every time I would click on my own blog I'd get so damn down that I was like "ugh, do I HAVE to?" Which the answer is obviously, "Yes!" I know there are a few of you out there who read me on a daily basis (*cough* Stacy) and what you need is some laughs - some g'damn chuckles, not "my self-confidence is a mask" BS. I mean, puh-lease.

Well, I'm here to say it's okay. I'm back. And probably for good. Oh sure, I'll post a tear-jerker or serious story every now and then - you know for those of you who are into that shit, but otherwise, I'm back to what I enjoy doing most... making out. Oops, I mean, writing enjoyable blogs. Cause that's what it's all about people.

Anyway. So did I ever tell y'all about how I used to skip band practice in HS?

Not to go do something cool like hang out with friends, but to go do homework in the computer lab.

Damn, I was a loser in HS.