To Thatgirl7278's SELF-PITY Party!
Where: We'll meet at www.whydoesthisshitalwayshappentome.com for a live chat session.
When: Today at 4:22 pm (feel free to invite a friend!)
Why: Cause I'm a dumbfuck behind the wheel and average about 1 screw up a year it seems.
What to bring: A box of tissues, a bottle of tequila, a pack of cigarettes (fuck that, bring two!), and if you're feeling extremely sorry for yourself (like I am) you'll bring some sort of self-torture device - which for me includes a Tejano CD and a fight w/my mom.
And for bonus: We'll celebrate my grandmother's birthday (she passed away in December) and laugh over all the money I just threw away to replace the rotors in my car.
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