Just thought you'd like to know I bought some cock tonight. Welch's Purple Grape Cock to be more specific. Mmmmm Mmmmm. BTW, I don't want to hear a damn thing about blurry cell phone pictures.
I told her to put it on the table too. The checker and the people in line had to wait while Arianna called me back to see this on the screen at HEB. IT was way funny.
I put the damn receipt on the table and guess what - it looks just like the damn picture I already took! SHOCKER!
And Jooky - let's face it you will never be able to read the cock.
Leslie - if I recall you ALSO told me when I asked if I should go with: a) Far away (on the table) but clear b) Close (in my hand) but blurry You chose B!
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I told her to put it on the table too. The checker and the people in line had to wait while Arianna called me back to see this on the screen at HEB. IT was way funny.
I put the damn receipt on the table and guess what - it looks just like the damn picture I already took! SHOCKER!
And Jooky - let's face it you will never be able to read the cock.
Leslie - if I recall you ALSO told me when I asked if I should go with:
a) Far away (on the table) but clear
b) Close (in my hand) but blurry
You chose B!
Both of y'all can bite my ass.
hey, check the comments on random rants (i think) and answer my damn question!!
Peanut butter and grape cock sandwiches remind me of my childhood.
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