There are 2 kinds of people in this world

"Real Christmas tree" peeps and "Fake Christmas tree" peeps.

And apparently I am a "Fake Christmas tree" person. At least according to my roommate.

But she has a point. I believe I AM a "Fake tree" person. That's right folks.

I like fake Christmas trees.

I cannot recall ever in my entire life having a "Real" tree for Christmas. Some might say I'm "missing out" or that "I don't know the true meaning of Christmas" or that having a fake tree makes my Christmas "fake". I say "BITE ME".

"Real trees" are for hippies.

Gimme a beautifully green (never faded), full, pre-lighted Christmas tree over those nasty pine needle dropping pieces of crap. I mean - it's clearly a SCAM! You're buying a DEAD tree for what $40+ a year?!?!

Why?

For the smell? Dude, try candles.

The Spirit of Christmas?

Ha! Hello! I got two words, Charlie Brown!

And then you gotta figure out how to dispose of it. Or you can wait for that one trash day, weeks after the fact when they'll come pick it up. Psh. That's dumb. Get a FAKE one and just fold that shit up, box it and store it for next year. Done!

In fact, here: The Best Christmas Tree Ever.

But I suppose, if you insist on the real thing, than click here.

Besides, all the "cool kids" like fake Christmas trees.

And that's all I have to say about that.

BTW - If you don't celebrate Christmas at all then I have deemed you a "Fake Christmas tree" person (I need the numbers). I'm sure you won't mind.