There's no place like home

So...I was in Houston for a few days...and...yeah.

It's humid, smelly, has a crapload of traffic, offers good food, and some family live there...

Woah, sounds like San Antonio to me!

Toss in my bed, and you've got a deal!

No wonder I never got homesick. Not even once.

Which if you know me at all, that's pretty major.