Stop me if you've heard this one before (from a woman):
If I was to "get with" any woman...
- or -
If I had a "free pass" to hook up with any woman...
- or -
I'd "swing the other way" for a night with...
And more often than not, they are talking about Angelina Jolie. Which makes me laugh my ass off. I have a feeling that when a woman says this, they are not in their head imagining have sexual intercourse/lesbian sex with Angelina Jolie (or whoever), that they are really more referring to a hot make-out session or something along those lines.
I want those of you who have once said this to be honest with yourself. Would you REALLY have sex with Angelina Jolie? And if not, why would you say that?
Bottom line... are you LIKELY to? Yeah. Didn't think so.
All I'm saying is - be honest with us. Stop telling everyone "If there was any woman I'd hook up with..." blah blah blah. Either that or put your money where your mouth is.
Also - does it change anything that she's pregnant and has a pregnant belly? Cause ... eww.
Anyway - I'll finish with one more thing...
Oh man, if I was to "hook up" with any woman it would totally be Kate Beckinsale. That chick is HOT!
3 comments:
LOL..I am one of those gals who says that I would swing the other way for a night with Angelina Jolie. I am willing to put my money where my mouth is, bring her to me. However, I totally agree with you about Kate Beckinsale..she is hot and even more so in that latex suit she wears in Underworld Evolution. Phwoar!
I dug Kate Beckinsale pre-Underworld. She's got that "girl next door" sexiness.
I would have sex with Angelina (preggers or not) and/or Kate. I'm not just saying that to be cool and bi. I would. Girl Scouts Honor. HMMM...could that be the root of my "tendancies"
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