Okay fellow Texans, apparently "Statewide Burn Ban" (as is plastered on every billboard and trans-board in the damn state) is a bit too vague. So I'll put it into small words that you can understand.
Stop. Fucking. Burning. Shit. Outside.
That includes everything. Tires, brush, trash, crap, your baby's caca filled diapers, your 1974 Ford truck trailer-top, your old prison scrubs, last year's welfare stubs, or whatever else you have laying around your damn house.
We're not getting any rain (for once) and the grass/fields are too dry for you to be burning shit. And trust me - insurance doesn't cover "stupidity". I should know.
So just stop already.
Sheesh.
2 comments:
Note to the Mexis...You should keep last year's welfare stubs, for a while at least.
Of course I remember. One of my fondest memories spent w/you and Jimmy.
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