Since it's taking me what feels like 2 years to finish another post (wow - build up - it's sooo gonna suck now!), I thought I'd drop a quickie to tide everyone over.
So - went to the bank yesterday. And no, not the drive-up window bays. But inside the actual bank. Anyone ever actually been inside one of them sum' bitches?!? Didn't think so.
So this one was a big 'un. Huge waiting area w/couches, a flat screen plasma, strippers, wet bar, etc. You know, all the amenities necessary since they know you're going to be sitting there for no less than 2-3 hours. **Random question - do you think they have slot machines in the banks in Vegas? They have them everywhere else. Hmmm, I wonder... Okay. Moving on.**
Mother.fuck. I waited for forever. And after waiting for hours, I finally got to see a bank representative... for about 5 minutes. It felt like the last time I went to the ER or to the doctor's office. Long ass wait for 5 minutes with the doc. It's a good thing I had my trusty cell phone to keep me company during my long ass wait. Oh cell phone, how I love you so!
Hmmm - I've decided to share a "Thatgirl7278" insight with everyone. You see faithful readers, I have a habit of randomly breaking into song. Sometimes a song pops into my head or I hear a phrase and it reminds me of the same phrase in a song, so then I (of course) have to drop everything and start singing that song. Well, this happened the other day. I was watching a bit of "The Phantom of the Opera" with The Roommate (I've decided to uppercase her title from now on - makes it sound/look cooler.), when I went to throw something away and started singing "Tossing away my trash." And "I sure am thirsty." Or something along those lines. Basically, I was turning my everyday shit into a musical. I then suggested to The Roommate (see doesn't that just add a little something to it?) that we should dedicate a day to this. One day or night when we are hanging out - just the two of us - that we will just sing everything as opposed to saying it. We will try to carry a singing conversation if you will.
Uh, yeah - she nixed that idea.
Meanie.
2 comments:
I'm with you, I can break out in song at any moment (much to the dismay of the ears close by)...so if u want to sing, give me a hollar...maybe we could go entertain ppl in the banks by singing? Maybe they will see us faster in an effort to hurry us out.
I couldn't do it because 1) I'm too shy. 2) I'd laugh too much.
- The Roommate
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