A game to play

I've been thinking about this a lot lately (my life is so full these days and all...) and I have decided to offer up a game to you... my most loyal readers and fans.

You see, one of my "thangs" is to quote movies. Not like randomly, because usually they have some sort of hidden meaning or side story to them, but nevertheless, that is what I like to do. So, in order to share this rather odd habit of mine with y'all I decided to make it a game.

Now, because we are in the Technology Age you will be tempted to cheat. Don't. How will I know if you do? I won't. So we're going with the Honor Code here folks.

Besides, the winner only gets a dollar, so it's not like it's worth it to lose all sense of morality over this. Si? Si!

And before you start bitching about the prize only being a dollar, let me remind you that there are entire stores that you can go to where all you need is a dollar to buy something.

And if you mention tax, I'll even throw in a quarter to help w/tax.

So, first we have...

The rules:

1. I will provide 15 movie quotes and in order to win you must accurately indicate the movie it is from.
2. You CANNOT use the Internet to get the answers.
3. Hint: Some of the quotes COULD be from the same movie.
4. You CAN ask other people for help but they cannot use the Internet either. I mostly added this because it makes me giggle to think you will repeat some of these to friends/family/colleagues in order to get help.
5. It is possible some of these are found in more than 1 movie. If you name a different movie than the one I had in mind, I will tell you and give you a do-over. But only if you can prove the quote is in that other movie you originally indicated. Meaning, I want the scene and the actor who said it.

The prize: $1. To be mailed to you when you win. Of course that means you'll have to provide a mailing address. Don't worry, I won't sell it. At least not for less than $100. Hey, I ain't stupid!

Okay, are there any questions? Hopefully not, because here are the quotes.

1. "Hey Linda, you a bitch!"

2. "The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we're uncool."

3. "Yeah, why don't you have another drink. And then, you know, drive home."

4. "I got gum on my seat. Gum!"

5. "But it's a rock!"

6. (This one is a actually dialogue.)
A) "You know my parents died when I was ten, would you like to talk about that?"
B) "Why would I want to talk about that?"
A) "I. Don't. Know."

7. "The guy says, 'O.K. here we go, here we go.' He pulls out his thang. He's looking at the glass, man he's thinking about the glass, he's thinking about the glass, he thinks glass, he's thinking of the glass, think glass, thinking about his dick. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Be the glass. Dick, glass. Dick, glass. Dick, glass."

8. (More dialogue.)
A) "My teacher says real beauty's on the inside."
B) "That's just something ugly people say."

9. (And more...)
A) "Fuck. Me."
B) "Oh darn!"

10. "They were cones!"

11. "And they named it 'San Diego"... which in German means a 'whale's vagina'."

12. "If I catch you with that guy, he's dead you hear me! D-E-D!"

13. "MMmmm...That's a good meatball."

14. "I was born a poor black boy..."

Last one...

15. (You knew it had to be dialogue)
A) "All right. All right.... Jesus!"
B) "Yes?"
A) "What?"
B) "What?"
A) "Jesus!"
B) "Yes."
A) "What?"
B) "What?"
A) "You said 'what'."
B) "Yes."
A) "Nothing."

Okay. There we go. Enjoy.

Oh yeah. You can either email me the answers at the email address posted to your right OR leave them as a comment. Your choice.