I have a really bad habit of leaving my shit (not literally my "shit", I'm talking about just general "stuff") in different random places. Well, maybe not so random.
For example... I'm thirsty. I go to the fridge to get me a bottle of water. I then go and look at something on the other counter and leave the water bottle on the counter. I then walk to a whole other room... and think "Wow. I'm thirsty. Where is that bottle of water I had?" Hmmmm.. maybe it's on the counter. You know, where I fuckin' left it 2 minutes ago!!!
Just... ugh! Help me.
So yeah. I must do this about 2-3 times A DAY! Not every once and awhile, but daily. And often many times a day. Oddly, it's usually my water, too. Hmmm. Maybe I secretly hate my water and have no issues leaving it behind. I'd sure hate for this to happen with say my future child(ren). Just leave them on the counter and walk off to another room until I think "hey, where's my kid?"
That would so be my luck.
Or maybe it's my body's subconscious way of saying I'm too damn lazy and I need to walk around more. Which if that's the case "Eff you Body! I run almost daily. You can kiss my (err, our) ass!"
PS - I was born in '78, so my post title is just silly. I'm kind of like that.
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