Spamalicious

While I was on "vay kay" I got a lot of spam emails.

A lot.

And many (holy effin' shit, I'm talking MANY here, People!) of them for either Cialis or Viagra.

It was/is ridiculous. With the ease in which one could buy these things, I'm surprised they're not sold at convenience stores. Hell, crack pipes are sold at convenience stores (don't ask how I know); may as well add E.D. cures to the mix.

I think my biggest peeve with the spam is that they don't discriminate (not in the bad sense) their email lists. Does "Arianna" sound like a man's name? Does it really look like I am someone who would purchase those types of pills? Also, I never have, so why market me? Surely there are plenty of peeps who have. Fuckin' hit their emails up for a sale.

My fear is that these pushers will one day leave cyberland and start taking it to the streets. Last thing I need is to get bombarded by Cialis/Viagra pushers whenever I'm running errands. In the meantime, I'm stuck deleting that crap from my spam folders. What a pain in the ass!

Editor's Note: Seems I've picked up a couple of regular readers these days. Rock on! However, I insist you introduce yourselves. Especially you - yeah you - the one in Pennsylvania. Who is you?