Huh??

So, like I've said before - the most random and weirdest shit will pop into my head at very odd times. Here are a few more examples:

At this morning's staff meeting...
Wow, how do some chicks really get into fisting. I mean, yo! Fists are big.

On my drive to work this morning...
I wonder who will be cutting the cheese at work today. Then I proceeded to laugh at my own joke.
- Hmmm, to be honest, this actually started last week when I was a giggling fool one day because we were cubing cheese at work for a reception we were having. And all day my boss kept saying "Arianna is cutting the cheese" or "Alba - will you cut the cheese please" and I could NOT stop myself from laughing every time she said it. And she said it AT LEAST 10 times that day.

Fixing my hair last night...
Those new Scion TCs are hot. I want one.

Folding my clothes yesterday...
That old fuck on the road tonight almost hit me. What a cocksucker!
-Er, road rage much?

Anyway. Yeah. That's some of the random shit I thought about over the last 18 hours.

Do you think there's something wrong w/me?

Nah. I don't think so either.