Friday, September 16, 2005

Speaking of condiments...

So yeah, I'm at my desk eating a tuna sandwich and instead of using my usual Miracle Whip to flava' up my tuna (that sounds a lot nastier than it is), all we had was real mayonnaise.

I bring this up for a few reasons.

First off, it reminded me of the EXTREME dislike that people have of mayonnaise (and Miracle Whip for that matter). Which to be honest, I don't get. BTW - when I say EXTREME I mean extreme! I had a friend who actually called it "Satan's ejaculate" (Which if you've ever seen Southpark - brings up quite the visual.), she disliked it THAT much.

Personally, I think mayo is okay. I never really ate too much of it (except on burgers) growing up. I come from more of a Miracle Whip fam if you will. In fact, I think I was weaned off of it. Yep, that's right, mom went straight from breast milk to Miracle Whip.

In fact, there are very few condiments I don't like.

I don't like relish. Or Tabasco sauce (that's a WHOLE other blog, remind me to tell y'all) either. I hate shrimp sauce. And Heinz 57 makes me want to gag. And not in the good way. Aside from that, I'm good to go - condiment-wise at least.

Anyway, y'all enjoy the weekend.

BTW - when I titled this post as "speaking of condiments..." and you thought "who was speaking of condiments?"

Uh, actually no one was - at least not unless you count the voices in my head. Which I don't, at least not usually, cause the voices are just dumb biznatches who never shut up and have an opinion on EVERYTHING.

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