Congratulations you have just spoken your first Ebonics phrase.
Moving on...
Uh, WHAT THE FUCK!?! $3 goddamn dollars (or insert however much YOU have to pay) for a friggin' gallon of GAS!
This gas better be lined w/some kind of super charging powers that will make my car fuckin' FLY bitches! Seriously tho!
I realize it's not as high as other places - and for that I apologize for my naivete. But you know what, I live here not there, so bite my ass and if you don't want to bite my ass (*sigh*), then by all means e-mail me at: youcankissmy@ss.com and let me know just how you feel. Cause really, I want to know.
Besides, my beef is not with y'all - it's w/the gas companies... And if you own a gas/oil company and you're reading this - STOP THE MADNESS!
So yeah, back to my rant.
I'm really thinking about moving back in with my mom and dad, finding some cheesy ass job that's 5 minutes away from their house and not ever leaving again unless someone volunteers to pick me up. Because this is just messed up!
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I wonder, do you think it's a good idea to be listening to Lil' Kim, R. Kelly, and Little Ricky (basically, R. Kelly X 5) at work? I suppose it can't be THAT bad. At least so long as I keep the poll/chair dancing to a minimum. It's probably not very professional for me to be moving my hips like Shakira at a Gyno Exam in my seat, eh? Yeah, okay, fine. I'll stop.
I just can't help it though... I YEARN TO DANCE!
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I'm sure y'all are wondering where all my "work" blogs are - now that I've started a new job. I've been thinking about it a lot lately. I suppose I should. But if I do, I can NEVER and I mean NEVER share it w/any of them. And y'all know how much I like to share and be watched. Or wait, do you? Have I mentioned that before? My whole "like to be watched" thing. Uh, yeah. I do. A lot. And before you start suggesting "getting a web cam"... I'm gonna cut you off. I like to be watched but not 24/7 and certainly not by any of you... besides if I ever decide to do the whole "web cam thing" you can be DAMNED sure it won't be for free.
So start saving now folks!
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