Awwww... seems I can (and have been) found by searching "slang words for penis". Here, I'll make it easier for you...My old post.
My mom would be SO proud.
Well, she would be if she knew this blog even existed.
Oh! And maybe if ever she stopped worrying so much about what other people think...
Hmmm, or if:
Hell froze over
or
A Black Republican lesbian (who was NOT femme) was ever named President of the United States
or
A gay guy was named Miss America
or
George Lucas made Star Wars - Episodes 7 thru 9
or
The Rockets ever won an NBA Championship again
or
Phil Jackson actually retired
or
Jennifer Lopez stayed married
or
50 cent ever changed his name to A Quarter, Two Dimes, and a Nickel
or
That show 7th Heaven ever went off the air (OH GOD, PLEASE LET IT BE SOON!)
Anyway, I believe you get my point.
3 comments:
I HATE 7th heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't get it.
I was basically saying "it'll NEVER happen". Mom would NEVER be proud of this blog (course, she doesn't know that, since she is not even aware of its existence).
duh.
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