So I wrote a song for y'all ... and it goes a little something like this:
(to the music of Jingle Bells)
Jingle Bells,
Santa smells.
Rudolph lost his nose.
Oh what fun it is to ride
In Grandma's pantyhose.
Hmmm.
I have another one. Also, off the top of my head.
Jingle Bells,
Batman smells.
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
And the Joker got away! Hey!
Before you start to argue that I did not in fact write these. I would like to see some proof that I didn't. And if you can - then I will acquiesce. Otherwise, you can go here.
BTW - I got 2nd place on my stocking.
Sucks.
Bah-humbug!
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