So - I was watching TV earlier with my roommate and a commercial for a particular beer came on. And all I could think was:
I could never order or drink a beer called Busch. Let alone Busch Light. I'd feel like I was ordering a vagina.
Uh, yes, can I get a pitcher of Cooch?
Hey, bring me back a six-pack of Twat.
I'm on my fourth Poo-Tang.
(Or to follow up...)
Another round of Poo-Tangs Lites over here.
Coincidentally, this is also why I have never seen the movie "Snatch".
I'm just trying to do my part in promoting feminism. Every little bit helps.
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