Excuse me. Are your breeches wet?

First off - please don't make laugh when I have to pee.

That's all I ask y'all. And it's a very simple request, really.

Okay, so ONCE AGAIN - there is a woman running around campus with wet pants. At least that is the only conclusion I can come to when the ENTIRE toilet seat is covered in piss. I'm not talking about a trickle here folks, we're talking PISS... ALL OVER... THE motherfuckin' SEAT! It's ridiculous.

I have left my cell phone at home today. I feel completely naked without it. I hope it's okay. I haven't left it by itself in a long time. It must miss its mother (that would be me).

So no one call me til after work.

K?

Thank you so much.

I'm a little annoyed with myself right now. For a couple of reasons. Seems I have quite the booming telephone voice. Either that or the walls of my bedroom are officially paper thin because The Roommate heard my entire conversation on the phone last night. Nothing to be embarrassed about (thankfully), but you never know. And in addition to that... my tomato just spooged on my pink shirt. So now I have a small but annoying tomato spooge stain on my shirt. And I love this shirt. It better come off... I'm just sayin'.

Apparently, the first day of Spring means cold weather. Because we went from 80 degree afternoons to 62 as the high for today. WTF!?!?! I had already packed up my winter wardrobe (meaning I slid it to the back of my closet). I'm sure many of y'all are like "62 degrees? That's a heat wave here." And I get it. Truly, I do. I shouldn't bitch. But ya know what?? It's my blog and I'll bitch if I want to.

(Editor's Note: Currently jamming to 4 Non Blondes "What's Going On". heh.)

Okay, so now I'm starting to ramble in my posts and I've always told myself I wouldn't be that girl (teehee) and that I would stick to one topic (two max) per post. So with that...

to be continued... (meaning, I'll post again later. Maybe even tomorrow.)