Orange you glad

I originally wrote this on Friday but stupid blogger didn't want to post it. So here you are:

I was thinking about this the other morning and thought I'd share it on here.

My current toothpaste is AquaFresh something or other. It's not my favorite or anything. I think I bought it because I had a coupon or whatever. You see I'm not one of those people who have to have a certain kind of toothpaste. Just so long as it gets the job done and doesn't taste like ass, ya know.

Anyway, my current toothpaste is orange and white. And well, it freaks me out. Not "I'm scared of my own toothpaste" freaked out, but more like "yo, my toothpaste looks like I'm brushing with French dressing" freaked out.

Bottom line it's really weird.

And yet I haven't changed my toothpaste.

Hmmm, I wonder if this means I secretly wish I WAS brushing my teeth with French dressing. Which is gross.

Eh, that's too much to think about so early in the morning.Well, I'm going back to bed.

Ha!

Suckas. (Meaning those of you who were working while I was off!)

PS. I didn't mean to call you stupid Blogger... because you're not. I heart you!