Say it isn't so

I can't help but think "Failure to Launch" is code for Erectile Dysfunction.

And now that previews for it are on t.v. every 5-10 minutes, I end up thinking this a lot.

Oh, Matthew McConaughey (fellow Texan btw, we sure know how to raise 'em!), say it isn't so.

Speaking of saying it isn't so. Can I ask why so many foods that are "good for you" cause such crazy ass side effects? The top on my list being... anal leakage. First off, what the fuck is anal leakage? Do anuses (ani?), uhm... secrete a liquid?

Okay, I'm changing the subject because I totally just threw up a little in my mouth. And all I did was type it.

I am so damn exhausted! I just spent the last 7 hours with all the kiddos I work with and all I can say is HOLY SHIT! I really like them all in so many ways, but I want to kill them when they are trying to be cool. They act like such little punks when they are trying to be cool.

In fact, I am so damn tired, I can’t even think of anything left to say. So I leave you with tales of woe on bratty teens, anal leakage, and erectile dysfunction.