I realized the other day that my Dad is "Bad Pun Guy". You see, in order to make people laugh, he will toss out the bad pun. And even though it's bad and you don't WANT to laugh, you laugh anyway because you know it would probably hurt his feelings NOT to laugh. Only by laughing at his joke, you are thereby perpetuating the bad puns. Because I'm sure he's thinking "Hey, I made them laugh with my clever puns. I know! I'll tell more!" And I'm left holding the proverbial bag.
All I can say is...Thanks, y'all. Thanks.
Observation 1:
Why is it when you just say the word "hemi", guys wet their pants? I mean, sure it's a bigger engine. More horsepower. Blah blah blah. But really. It's JUST a hemi. It's not like a blowjob or something.
But then again... why is it when you just say the name
"Matthew McConaughey", women wet their pants?
Uhm, really. Do I even need to respond to that?
Excuse me while I go change my chones.
Clearly, we ladies know what's most important in life.
Observation 3:
When did major holidays become all about the kids?!?!?!
Seriously. What is up with that!?!
I mean - why the kids? They don't pay rent/mortgage. They don't help with the bills.
When was the last time you saw a kid pushing the vacuum or doing the dishes?
Whatever.
Just ... whatever.
At least we adults still have the important holidays like, St. Patrick's Day (Celebrating the patron saint of Like We Really Need a Reason to Drink Green Beer) and New Year's Eve (the grown-up prom).
3 comments:
Thanks..now I have to go change MY chones!
Ohmigawd, your comment totally made me laugh my ass off. Of course, I don't have much OF an ass, but still.
Good one.
You can have some of mine if you'd like.
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