Not gonna happen

I was on the phone the other night w/a guy friend of mine and had to excuse myself to use the restroom.

Here is our conversation...

NAG (my friend): Where'd you go? Aren't you on a cell phone?

ME: I had to pee. Sheesh!

NAG: And?

ME: Ew, gross. I'm not going to pee with you on the phone.

Altho - I HAVE peed with him on the phone. Only it was on mute. And he never knew. I've also peed while on the phone w/my mom and some of my best friends... but it's different with guys. Okay, back to the conversation...

NAG: Are you saying you've never peed while on the phone before?

ME: Not when I was on the phone w/a guy. Maybe another woman, but never a guy.

NAG: Why not? It's not like I can see you.

ME: Dude. That's like peeing with the door open. That's just gross.

NAG: What? No it's not.

ME: Sure it is. I mean - no, you can't see me pee, but you can hear it.

Then we proceeded to argue about whether it's like leaving the door open while peeing. To which I think it is, but whatever.

So then it came up again with The Roommate. Only this time we were discussing peeing AND shitting. And I confessed I would NEVER shit with someone in the same bathroom. Mind you, I'm referring to private, not public. And I think it'll be about 5 years into a marriage before I'd pee in front of someone (unless an ER!) - and just about as long peeing with the door open.

I just feel some things are private. And that includes taking a piss and taking dumps. I can't help it.

Anyway, I'm out. I MAY blog before next week, but it's doubtful. I'll be back Monday. Take care.

SEATTLE or BUST!