Quickie

I don't have time to say much, but here is the stupid comment of the day:

Let me set the stage first tho...

I had a late lunch today because I've been pretty busy. And while I was at the copy machine, my stomach made a noise as if to say "Hey Bitch! Can we get some food up in here already?!?"

And the following conversation was held...

Guy Next to Me at the Copy Machine (we'll call him Scrotum Chin): heh. Hungry?

Me: (Did you really just ask me that Captain Obvious? Because, no, really I have this crazy superpower where I can make my stomach grumble at really inappropriate times... kind of like, right now.) I guess so.

What a douche.